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When thy human rapes a snail found outside
Dude 1:“Yo dude wanna rape snails with me?”
Dude 2:”sure its kinda fun” snail rape is defined as a man/woman takes a snail and fucks it without consent
When you’re getting finished off and you end up finishing off with cum all up your chest like a snail trail
Dude! My girlfriend finished me off and she snail trailed me!
Sliding the woman’s lips of the vulva smoothly over another persons nose - leaving a trace of vaginal secretion on the face. This is usually not in a sexual context and is used for a mans demotion. Men’s alternative: see tee bagging.
Daniel got snail-faced by Sabrina this night. The secretion is still sticks on his entire face. He better had not tee-bagged her last night! Snail-facing is really the toughest stuff you can do as a girl!
When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage
Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes
A dick that has been circumcised.
After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.
When you cum into your significant other and launch them across the floor ass down, causing them to slide, leaving a "snail trail".
"I pulled a snail trail on gf last night to save her from cleaning herself up afterwards" "nice bro"
"my gay roommate leaves a snail trail on the kitchen floor whenever he brings someone back home from the local gay bar"