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A squeeze off is when two big burly men go in for a handshake and squeeze each others wrist until one passes out.
Me and Jamal had a squeeze off to prove dominance, Jamal got knocked.
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If a seabee, who happens to be incredibly swoll, gets a barotrauma in his ear during surface supplied diving
Hey Ball squeeze, hurry up and finish the PMS you derpasaurus Rex.
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From The Who song: "Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest"
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insulting term used to offend a slut or whore
That cock squeeze is bad in bed
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when a girl has a period, she, or someone else, squeezes her body to speed up the process
AKA: squeeze the berry
"Danielle has a date this weekend, but she has her period."
"What's she going to do?"
"I think she's going to squeeze the juice."
"Is that safe?"
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A term used to describe the tasty outcome of a dude stroking, wanking, or squeezing out a fresh load of spooge.
1) I just bought a cookbook called Natural Harvest full of recipes with freshly squeezed...semen. One of my favorite recipes is Cream Cum Cakes. Yummm... I'm inviting all of my male friends over to start stroking and cooking.
2) Can you imagine a cooking show based on recipes with dude spooge as the main ingredient. It could even be called Freshly Squeezed.
3) On the night this guy Josh joined his fraternity the guys had whipped up something special for him. They all stroked out load after load of spooge for him to drink from a glass. He had some swallowing to do because his fraternity is big...in more ways than one. Because he was still soooo thirsty some of his hose happy frat buddys let him suck on their sausages for even more of their freshly squeezed juice. Being a pledge has always been tasty business in that fraternity.
4) I've always been a milk drinker but my favorite brand of milk comes from the bulls not the babes. If I could buy freshly squeezed Nut Cream from the grocery store I would be in homolicious heaven. I could only imagine the kind of label that would be used by the producers of Nut Cream. I could even imagine being one of the hard workers who have to milk the bulls every week. Talk about fantasies of drinking on the job.
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