The process in which one has finished pooping and wiping their ass, and isn’t sure if it’s clean or not. Instead of wasting another piece of toilet paper, the person swipes through their ass crack with their pinky to see if they pick up any shit. Some even go as far as smelling it to be even more sure they have fully wiped their ass.
“Yo are you sure your ass is clean fully?”
“Yeah man I did a pinky swipe, I’m good.”
A Feature In Smartphone Devices Where You Swipe Your Finger/Thumb/Stylus Between Each Letter To Form A Word
Joe Prefers To Use Swipe Typing Since It's Faster To Him
Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.
Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!
The act of only swiping right to white people on tinder
Racist Bro 1: "I went on a tinder bender last night and now I've got a match named Laquisha"
Racist Bro 2: "Dude, swipe white no right"
A term for the act of indiscriminately swiping right in a dating app, usually out of desperation or laziness, that may result in a large amount of matches with bots and people outside of the users preferences.
“You need to stop death swiping, you’ll never catch a good guy that way.”
“My date didn’t even recognize me when I got there. No doubt because he’s a death swiper, messaging anyone who responds.”
“I’m tired of putting so much effort into my profile and pickup lines for no response, I’m just going to death swipe until someone starts a conversation from something in my bio.”
“She was stalked because she had been death swiping.”
“Despite having a full inbox, the death swipe didn’t help him get a date.”
We spent all our money on hookers, so we had to dub the swipe in order to get home.
what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, saying it didn’t even cost much on your card
Lomein: you bought the skin? what happened to being f2p?
Jill: it was just a baby swipe