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When your birthday age falls in the middle of milestone decades for the duration of 365 days
I turn 45 today. I’m at the beginning of a taint year.
When a person usually a woman doesn't quite wipe all of the shit from her ass crack so that it builds up juices through out the day
Brandon: Man you sure had fun at the club last night how was that fat chick you brought home?
Dustin: Dude I got her back to my place and once I Got them drawers off I realized she had the worst case of SKANKY TAINT I have ever seen.
Brandon: You still hit it didnt you?
Dustin: YEP...
Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.
John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.
The sweat that is produced in the taint on REALLY hot days.
Dude! It's so hot, I'm makin' taint gravy here!
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The female equivalent of name-calling a male a douche bag.
This entitled girl believes backwards hats and cargo shorts are attractive, what a taint strip!
The collection of hair in the taint area located between the anus and the genitals.
I was disturbed to see a man at my gym with his leg raised on the sink blow drying his taint thicket.
Someone who loves to nibble on the hairs between the balls and ass.
Damn your such a good taint nibbler.
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