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When one has to pay taxes, not receive a refund.
Deb "I just got my Missouri State tax refund, I got $150 dollars back, woot!"
Tim "I got my tax defund, I had to pay fifty bucks."
Having to pay over the odds for alcoholic beverages at a drinking establishment due to the employment of better than average looking muff.
Male 1 - You wanna go to <insert pretentious club/bar>?
Male 2 - Nah, it's like five quid a pint, I'm not paying fanny tax
Male 1 - Man, you cheap cunt
The price you pay for oversleeping. You sleep so late that you have to buy breakfast on the way to work/school. Sometimes it's a cost/benefit equation: Is sleeping late worth the price of breakfast at a drive-through restaurant?
Q: Yo man! Why you so broke?
A: Ahh man, these late nights at the club are killing me! I've had to pay sleep tax three times this week. I'm sure getting tired of Mickey Dee's sausage muffins and hashbrowns.
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The hours and days preceding the deadline to pay taxes to the Big Homey. An uptick in armed robberies typically occurs during this period.
Loco: Fuck man! I owe the Big Homey a couple Gs by Friday!
Lucifer: C'mon, You know what to do! It's Tax Time! Go pull a lick on the Stop and Rob on Broadway!
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When a result has to be voided or reduced in terms of impressiveness because was against the non existent tactics of the dirty brexit Tory EDL cr@cker cunt of a manager Frank Lampard
"Holy fuck, Chelsea just got rinsed by Aston Villa"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Lampard tax. Chelsea would've won if it wasn't for Lampard"
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The classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all your pubes and put them in a little bag.
2. Get a blow-job from someone.
3. When you are about to come get the pubes in your hand.
4. Shoot your load on the persons face and toss the pubes in the semen on thier face.
5. The person has been "tarred and feathered" like British tax-collectors in colonial times.
Man 1: That chick is a total drama queen.
Man 2: Yeah, someone should give her a Tax Collector.
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Emu Tax is a quite common form of (you guessed it) taxation.
Although its never on an invoice, you can't claim it back and the government certainly don't use it to fund the needy.
This tax usually takes a dishonest form and is charged at a quite fluctuating percentage and is charged by people ( EMU's ) who have offered petty services to you as a 'friend'. This charge is placed on top of the actual price in order to reimburse the 'EMU' for completely wasting your time and talking to you about its belonging to the 'top 3%' club.
Now for most people, I probably just lost you, but the moral here is...
If you have a TIGHT ARSE 'friend' that stands over 6 feet tall and thinks he's god's gift to the manufacturers of XXXL condoms, don't ask him to get you a quote on ANYTHING because you guessed it...
EMU TAX
PS. We have found the best weapon for evading emu tax is indeed eggs...
EMU : "Mate that speedo will be 500 bucks"...
Emu Hunter : " But i just saw it for 450"
EMU : " Gotta pay for my XXXL condoms some how, I am in the top 3% you know... 8.04 inches..."
Emu Hunter : " FUCKIN EMU TAX"...
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