When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
A person who deletes their membership to any form of social network while the network is in it's prime.
Max rescinded his facebook. What an Alpha Quitter. Ha- More like an Alpha Loser.
Testing a site, or game before it is released
Me: Did you hear? im alpha testing this game!
Friend: Omg no way, no fair that you get to test that game
A dream team couple who met online and are two peas in a pod.
Omg! They are so cute together. What an Alpha and Luna.
Have you seen them in the library? So Alpha and Luna reading Philosophy.
Oh yeah, a match made in heaven...very Alpha and Luna.
the girl with the biggest tits at any event
With Kristins massive D size breasts she was easily the alpha breast at the party
Top Alpha is the most W community run by IsaacDegen, jpegzack, and FonnieRieg. The alpha callers make the best degen plays and SHINEKISS and 0xBimbo have gotten me rich off of JPEGs.
Me: Are you in Top Alpha?
NGMI friend: Nah
Me: I invited you like 10 times before invites closed
NGMI friend: Sadge, I’m NGMI
The yawn that triggers a chain reaction of yawns around the room.
"Aw man, you're alpha yawn made everyone in the room yawn too :/"