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the most unlucky elephant ever. famed for... how to put this politely... stomping his own genitals flat... owwwwwwwww.....
JESUS FUCK!!!! 6000 lbs. of cock-stomping goodness!!!
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A nigger with a small penis, who due to his species is unable to tell the truth or in fact even dwell within reality, so he tells all the white women (coal burners) that he is hung like an elephant
yo white ho's is gonna get stretched suck yeah niggaz ima gonna tear you up coz im a fucken elephant nigger, sheeeiiit gnome im saying
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Larger version of Moose Knuckle. An exceedingly large version of a camel toe.
Dude, what's up with the zoo in here today?
What?
So far I've seen a camel toe, a moose knuckle and an elephant knee.
You're sick, dude.
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to be stoned on marijuana. this phrase is apropos because when you ride an elephant, you are "high".
what's wrong with you today? are you riding the elephant?
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Simply put, it's when the ass eats the pants. Usually happens when there is excess space in the seat of the pant, thus causing some fabric to be pulled inward into the colon area.
Dude, did you see that old guy in the khaki's? He had major elephant ass!
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woah that bras huge!! big enough to be an elephants blindfold..!!
your mums tits are so big, the circus uses her bras to blindfold the elephants
A Bloody Elephant is formed on a man's penis and surrounding groin area when having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle. After the act is finished, the man will have what would look like a bloody elephant on his thighs.
My girlfriend and I had sex in the dark and woke up to a surprise Bloody Elephant!