toofless indian

an indian that has no teeth.

"i was watching Jerry Springer and the hoe in the purple shirt dumped the toofless indian"

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Indian Rub

Much like an Indian burn, it is an excess amount of twisting and turning of the hands upon the penis in attempts of its ejaculation. This type of hand job is the least desirable of all the hand jobs. It incorporates the raising of the elbows and shoulders, and the thrusting of the head.

Zach- Hey Jorge, how's your day?

Jorge- Pretty shitty. My orphanage just burned down.

Zach- Yeah man, same here. I got a nasty indian rub by my girl last night.

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indian limo

The city bus.

welfare wagon retard rocket loser cruiser indian limo

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dirty indian

getting your dick sucked at a campfire

It started out just normal campfire. We were all sharing ghost stories and making smores. I dropped a smore near my genitals when this girl decided to go clean it up with her mouth. She ended up giving me a dirty indian. The counselour of the camp shit his pants whatching us.

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Indian tear

"to shed an Indian tear" is to shed one tear only, out of either eye

"Did you see him Garrett at the end of Saving Private Ryan?"
"Nah, why?"
"He shed an Indian tear!"

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indian car

A car that is held togeather by a bumber sticker or is just a plan rez bomb, can only go for 5 miles before needing a rest. has a song and a movie dedicated to it. (Smoke signals, and Keith secola "indian car")

"man my bumber sticker came off, now my car don't start."
"Jeeze man we were gonna go to the movie."
"i know"
"god you have such an indian car"
i know shut up."
"sigh"

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Slurpie Indian

1) A person who has ethnic origins from the sub-continent of India (including Pakistan). The term comes from the perception that many convenience stores selling slurpie treats are owned or operated by people originally from India or Pakistan.

2) A term sometimes (humorously) used to differentiate India-origin "Indians" from Native Americans who are also referred to as "Indians".

3) Considered humorous, and/or mildly offensive.

Comment: "My friend Aron is an Indian.
Reply: "OH? Is he a Slurpie Indian or a Casino Indian?"

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