Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

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demon paper

a paper that follows you around and comes into your life and never leaves

person 1-omg there is a news paper
person 2- it must be a demon paper

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wall papering

When you take a crap containing half feces, half gas. The solid is propelled at such a rate that the entire inside of the toilet bowl is lined in crap.

I apologise for "wall papering" next door to your meeting.

franken paper

copying and pasteing different sentences from different essay websites to create a untracable plagiarized essay.

this is to simple to understand no example is needed for franken paper

paper rack

1. A set of boobs that is at least 50 percent tissue paper. Common in younger girls, and in some cases freshman/sophomor cheerleaders.

2. Any girl that stuffs her bra

Guy- Dude check out that girls set!
Dude- Forget her. She's a total paper rack.

Paper keys

A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.

"After getting his paper keys from University he went on to..."

papering rap

To end any verse or lyrics of rap with the word "Paper". A.K.A. Wrapping paper backwards.

"Yo, that duck hat is whack
Can it quack?
I pick up a tack
throw the hat in the sack
Paper"

"Were you just papering rap?"