Swedish holiday

masturbating in public

Police Officer: What are you doing, sir?
Perv: I'm on a Swedish holiday.
Police Officer: Yeah, this isn't Sweden. I'm arresting you.

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Swedish Strudel

When a guy shits on your chest then cums on top of it

Oh my god I heard becky loves when ryan gives her a swedish strudel!

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Swedish Picklejar

When a gay man or straight woman takes in everyhole at once. Mouth, ass, twat. Both hands have to be occupied aswell. The swedes, are known for doing this.

Man, we made a total swedish picklejar out of her last night eh?
Hey, would you wanna partake in a little somthing I like to call a swedish picklejar.

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swedish flop

The sound your dick makes when you slap a swedish person across the face.

I gave that bitch a swedish flop.

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swedish meatball

a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body

Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.

Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...

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Swedish Jacuzzi

When a boy and a girl have sex in a Jacuzzi filled up with butter garlic and pieces of steak

Him: what the fuck are they doing? They are covered in sauce
Me: oh that's the swedish Jacuzzi
Him: ... What the fuck

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Swedish Ropes

Another term for a large quantity of ejaculation. Usually occurs when a male has gone quite some time without pleasure. Also very common with males who have large testicles. Supposed to give a visual of the semen tumbling in a violent spinning motion through the air.

"Bro, I was banging this girl last weekend and shot like 9 Swedish Ropes on her back."

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