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A Phrase said before Farting and/or fart before said poop.
"Fran" - Sound the Trumpets ! It's that time again.
"Chip" - Man, Thats dolphin in the chowder....
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Man that guy's a trumpet trousers. His farts stink!
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A vagina thats tight in the front but open up in the back (in a trumpet-like shape)
That girl was hot but i couldn't get down with her trumpet pussy
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A term that was googled by a high school band teacher. The actual act is unknown at the time being, but one can see what said band teacher was imagining.
Yo, check out this video of a trumpet blowjob.
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A man is receiving oral sex from his partner. The partner proceeds to stick his or her thumb in his butthole to increase the pleasure level for the man, when the man promptly farts on the partner's thumb. The sound makes a reverberating PRRTTTTHHHT like an amateur on the trumpet. Often accompanied by a rotten egg odor.
"Everytime he tries to tickle my anus I let out a Fuzzy Trumpet"
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When two partners love each other very much, they will engage in sexual activities such as the 42 trumpet. The disher will first place valve oil on the trunpet horn. Then, place the trumpet on the their parteners genitals. The disher then will play beethovens 8th symphany, not the seventh nor the ninth.
WARNING TO NOT ATEMPT WITH A FRENCH HORN!!!!!!!!
Jane 42 trumpeted Andrew F. just like everyone else in her pre-school class.
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The name of a game where one male, standing up, strokes himself until he pumps out a load into the air landing in a another man's mouth(lying back down). The man who received the load in the mouth then stands up and shoots loads until succesfully landing his load in yet another man's mouth. This cycle can continue with multiple people or end once loads are not able to be produced.
Louis, Paul and Michael had so much fun playing trumpet flower last night!!!
Gee whiz, I can't believe how good Cliff is at trumpet flower! His aim owns!
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