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When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.
Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.
Rolling a woman up in a blanket like a burrito and hitting it from behind whilst water boarding her with the blue toilet water.
And there I was giving that bitch the Blue Burrito like a real Ford man.
Special members of a squad that is more elite than your cat nan get naced only the most important people on this planet can join the squad if your a fraud you get shot gang gang #burritosquad #dontsweatus
We're about to burrito gang on you
that moment when your not sure which end of the burrito to bite into. one side is full of tomatoes and cilantro the other delicious meat, rice, guacomole, and sour cream
shit i just lost burrito roulette i hate when this happens
A fish burrito is when you roll a girl(who hasn't showered) in a blanket just like you would roll up a burrito. After this is done you insert your head into the bottom part of the "burrito" and eat out her fishy smelling vagina.
Guy- This chick i met has the best fish burrito's ever. She even had tartar sauce on that shit.
Guys friend- Uhhhhhhh I think that was the hooker I banged last night. I left a little bit of a mess.
Guy- ohhhhhh so that's why it was sticky (throws up)
When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.
Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.
A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl
I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.