Chocolate Milk

The nectar of the gods. The greatest drink ever to exist; in fact, the greatest ANYTHING ever to exist.

Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.

Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.

It is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.

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milk bombs

n. Large, voluptuous, well formed breasts, with pronounced nipples. D-cup breasts. Breasts resembling the front (explosive) end of a large bomb, in shape.

Katie, you'll never be able to squeeze those milk bombs into such a small sweater.

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T-milk

T-milk /ti:mɪlk/
When you add milk to tea and mix them together.
It's mostly common among Kurdish people.

I always drink a cup of T-milk in the morning.

Rebaz Othman is drinking T-milk right now.

Boobled Milk

Milk from the boob put in a special container resembling a bottle. When dank by an adult or teenager, it causes them to suddenly implode.

Jenessa: Ooo~ Milk!
Christine: Hey, do you know where my boobled milk is? I put it right next to that bottle of milk.
Jenessa: Oh shit.

School Milk

that nasty milk in school that kinda resembles slime from a nickelodeon ad but brown, maybe

person 1: damn you see those vids of nasty school milk?

person 2: *spits milk out*

Milk Baby

A milk baby refers to a socially inept rich male who resorts to paying others to teach them either through online tutorial, book or video, how to attract women. The teacher is thusly "milking the baby".

An alternative for males to having a sugar momma, in this manner a male is more capable of usurping their superiority and dominance over the milk baby.

"Dude keep your milk baby in check, he's getting creepy."

The milk baby watched from afar, taking mental notes of the techniques to woo women from his teacher.

skag milk

Breastmilk produced by a lactating heroin addict.

That skag head down the road is pregnant again. I hope she’s not planning on feeding her baby with her skag milk.