A Poo filled urethra after off the cuff anal.
Last night I had off the cuff anal with out a douch.
My god I woke up with the brown needle.
When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away
Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!
Putting a nail on the floor and falling on it so you end up sounding yourself
I was at a party and I had to play threading the needle
needled is some kind of biggest noob on the world
it's like 2 guys are talkin
1st: you seen how stupid is that guy?
2nd: yeah, he so stupid, i cannot believe.
1st: omg, he is real needled
the metal mesh at the inside bottom of the wedding dress
1) E-eeeep! My Princess Needle is loose!
2) You see how wedding dresses have a metal mesh at the inside bottom? What is it called?
A Princess Needle
3) The Princess Needle is so wierd