Sack of skin

1. Someone who sits on their lazy ass all day while doing the absolute minimum possible to avoid being fired.

2. A term used to describe a scam artist, idiot, moron asshole or useless person who does nothing but collect unemployment or disability benefits.

"Who is Sandy's secretary?" "Fran" "She's terrible. "Just a sack of skin".

I for one am tired of those scam artists who sit on their asses and collect unemployment and disability benefits while vacationing at Disney World or partying their asses off. The're nothing but worthless sacks of skin!

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skin the cat

Term refers to a task which has several ways by which it can be completed. Often used in the expression "there are many ways to skin the cat" or by using "skin this cat" in place of "skin the cat."

My friends and I are going to start a business, but we don't even know where to begin because there are so many ways to skin the cat.

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Skin dog

Reffering to ones own human children in regards to the opposite of fur babies.

I absolutely love my skin dogs, I have two daughters and a son; Brianna, Tyler and Mayleigh. But no one will greet you at the door like a fur baby! Stryker is my german shepherd puppy and he is so cute!

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shit with skin

A person who is so full of shit, that if you would prick a needle through the skin, it would literally start to flow liquid shit. It so fucked up, that anything this person touches turns into shit too. Pure fecal matter. Also take note, listening to these kinds of people is extremely dangerous to your health, half an hour can turn your own brain to shit and will follow by self destructive behavior, also a you may develop anger issues afterwards. When encountering such being you should proceed with caution.

"Ronald said, he hates most of all men who cheat."
"Isn't Ronald the guy who has cheated every girl he has been with?"
"That's right."
"Man, this guy is shit with skin"

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muff skin

Paper wrapper around a muffin

You don't eat the muff skin.

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Skin Harmonica

The vagina. Derived from the male counterpart, skin flute. The back and forth motion of the head while performing oral sexual stimulation onto the vagina conjures images of the coolest blues jazz players going to town on their harmonicas.

Joe: Hey John, do you play any instruments?

John: Only the skin harmonica.

Joe: Never heard of that, what does it sound like?

John: Moaning.

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banana skin

method of contraception used in whitby

do you have any banana's??? no sorry just stick it in my ass

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