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So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!
locker room antics, verbal and jocular behaviour, policical gamesmanship
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When you're on vaction in Disney Land, and people who are too fat get out the shower, and whipe their poopy asses with the clean towel, and then hang the towel up like a display for the next person to see.
Damn man...Ashley, and her mom left up some poopy towels. Thats redonkulous.
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When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.
Mom, I just caught Michael pulling a wet towel with your vibrator in the bathroom!
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When you throw a freshly used jiz rag in your girlfriend's face. The important thing is to act like you are offering her the towel to clean up with and then catch her by surprise and throw it in her face, while laughing.
After boning my boyfriend, he gave me a hot towel...I was so pissed!
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A pejorative and derogatory term for an Arabic or Indian person, or a person from a culture that wears turbans.
Oh no, there is a towel head on the airplane. Well, it was nice knowing you...
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A towel placed between two sex partners and whatever they are laying/sitting on - to catch the mess created by vigourous sex.
I forgot to use a tail towel and I ended up having to replace the cushions on the couch.
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