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a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.
Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.
A man that promises to give you a baby at a certain time but doesn't actually deliver. He's full of shit. What does that make him a biological thief?
He promised me we will have a baby we will do our researches and learn about a baby but as the time went near, he said he couldn't do it, he doesn't really want kids what a biological thief.
A man that promises a woman that he will make a baby with her, but it's all cock and bullshit story. He gives her a specific date when they would make a baby, but then as the time goes nearer he backs out and makes excuses why he can't make a baby at that time.
Margaret: Okay bill now is the time where we will have a baby. You promised me that it would be in February well here we are.
Bill: Margaret, I'm sorry, but I can't go through with it. I'm sorry that I misled you, but I have so much stress with work lately I can't imagine us having kids right now. Can you wait a little bit longer?
Well bill you are just a biological thief. Stealing my Reproducing years off me you fucking liar..
Noun.) a killer that stabs his victims ( mostly women) 37 times in the genitalia, then steals their ovaries.
"The pocket thief stole that dead woman's ovaries!"
Someone who steals your lighter.
"Check out my cool new lighter!"
"Don't leave it laying around. Craig's a pocket thief, man."
Someone who engages in anal sex, being the one who receives. Essentially "taking" someones dick into their ass.
Toler: What do you think of Craig?
Nick: He takes it in the butt.
Toler: What a dick thief!
It means that the time is going faster then you thought, and that it can have consequences.
You better get the butter, time is a thief.