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Term commonly used when refering to a glass pipe that is used to smoke Crystal Meth. The pipes are more commonly refered to as a pizzo. Called an Oil Burner so that they can be legally purchased in a store. Often they are stuffed with a plasted flower of some sort and labeled as a "Mystic Vase". They can actually be used as an oil burner by simplying buying the liquid scented oil and instering into the bowl and going thru the same motions as smoking but rather then enhaling you exhale creating a wounderful smelling atmosphere.
Store clerk:"What can I get for you today?"
Customer:"Ummm can I get an oil burner?"
Store clerk:"would you like the $3 the $6 or the $8 one?"
Customer:"umm..the $3 one"
Store clerk thinks to himself - "damn tweaker"
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The collection of lubricants and warming sex gels in the nightstand.
Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand.
I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.
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An exceptionally thick and bitter coffee enjoyed by military personnel all over the world. Usually brewed from the cheapest coffee in the dirtiest pot available.
Bill: "Hey Joe, you have the watch tonight get some sleep.".
Joe: "Nah, I'm good, got some of Cheifs Motor Oil to keep me runnin."
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The liquid secreted out of a woman’s vagina upon arousal.
We didnt have enough water for the slip n slide so Linda opened the flood gates and used her lady oil .
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The math used by oil executives or anyone else to calculate the flow of oil or some other liquid from a well with full knowledge that the numbers mean nothing, because they really have no way of knowing the real answer.
Bill: Say Jim, how much water do you think is pouring out from that fire hydrant we just hit?
Jim: Well, to me it looks like about 45 gallons per second.
Bill: How can you tell?
Jim: Oil Math
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I drank that Texas oil now I'm in another dimension
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THE FLUID COMING OUT OF YOU DICK
HEY LARRY I JUST SQUINCHED OUT SOME DICK OIL.
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