A child or children that are still young enough to be carried around; Fairly young children.
That woman has tote-a-rounds. (Two small children clinging to her )
Totes - taken from the film 'I love you, man' meaning totally.
Diabol - Abbreviation of diabolical
To say that something is really bad, outrageous or just down right wrong.
That man's mustache is just totes diabol.
This night out has good from good to totes diabol
A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag
Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!
It is bigger than a TERA COCK and it can only be acquired if you are in the TOTE family.
OMG that guy has a TOTE COCK it’s so big.
When one becomes totally belligerent after consuming large quantities of alcohol. This can be, but is not limited to: breaking trees, excessive drink spillage, intense air guitar solos, making out with grenades, doubling of talkativeness while making minimal sense, losing articles of clothing, shit talking with no intentions of fighting, and ignoring advice of close friends.
It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.
Jorden was totes bellig last night!
or
Here comes totes bellig.
Totally imbalanced to a degree as to be unfair. Used originally in reference to real life or simulated combat between asymmetric combatants.
Example: US vs Saddam was totes imba. That's why he was hiding in a hole.
Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..
a banana Hammock or a male thong
went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.