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A condition that encourages random outbursts aimed at the homeless, ugly, or disheveled from a moving vehicle. Usually insults are brief and to the point, in order to frustrate and anger the innocent bystander. Unfortunately, by the time they think of how much they want to hurt you, you are far down the street, hopefully not at a red light.
"AWWW, GROSS"
"AHAHA FAG"
"guy, seriously, stop your fucking automotive tourettes, you're gonna get shit thrown at my fresh whip."
Breakup Tourette's is when you use words or quotes frequently used by someone you've gone your separate ways with, resulting in you being reminded of them and exclaiming curse words.
Sarah: "Hey girl! How has everything been going? Long time no see!"
Sabrina: "Oh you know, I've just been talking to puto ass... FUCK"
Sarah: "What's wrong?"
Sabrina: "My stupid ex always would say puto ass!"
Sarah: "I see you got a case of Breakup Tourette's!"
Noun phrase.
Depicts a person who loses all sense of decency and social sensibility exclusively when he or she is drunk. They degrade and demean anyone anywhere they can like a troll on steroids. Can be abbreviated to TD.
Don't go anywhere near Paul right now he's tourettes drunk.
Amy went tourette's drunk on Facebook last night and trashed her partner publicly. Bad case of the td's.
The uncontrollable urge to create a photo in Photoshop after someone mentions "it would be cool if..."
"It would be really cool if someone added a Starbucks cup to the Iron Throne in 'Game of Thrones'."
"Damnit, Andrea! You just set off my Photoshop Tourette's! Now I have to go make that!"
A "medical excuse" for people to curse out random people in public with no consequences.
Bob (Tourettes): "Bloody hell, your wanker is probably equivalent to a fish's left tail-fin."
Random: "What did you say to me?"
Bob (Tourettes): "I have tourettes so it's ok."
Aaron: gonorrhea gonorrhea! I have Tourette’s! Tourettes is when you yell stupid crap out loud and you don’t know what any of it even means.
Tourettes is a Disorder where you make involuntary Movements or Noises. I have it and its NOT fun. It can harm. Example: I have a tic where I tilt my head aggressively and it causes neck pain.
It is NOT attention seeking.
Person A: “Haha! _____ has Tourettes they’re such an attention seeker!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up man.”
Later, Person A gets taught about Tourettes