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When somebody will constantly say sorry for no apparent reason
P1: (Bumps over P2’s drink). Omg I’m so sorry!
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes
When a person (usually a Republican or one who leans right on the American political spectrum) takes opportunities to speak badly about the American Democratic party, no matter how unprompted or unrelated to what's currently going on.
Cliff: "Austin, Texas really seems to have a fascination with the color green."
Lance: "Yeah, thanks to the fuckin' Democrats."
Cliff: "The color green, Lance?!? Dude, you've got Republican Tourette's."
Cliff: "Hey check out this trick I can do with this $100 bill."
Lance: "I'm surprised you found one in this Biden economy."
Cliff: "There you go with your Republican Tourette's again!"
Breakup Tourette's is when you use words or quotes frequently used by someone you've gone your separate ways with, resulting in you being reminded of them and exclaiming curse words.
Sarah: "Hey girl! How has everything been going? Long time no see!"
Sabrina: "Oh you know, I've just been talking to puto ass... FUCK"
Sarah: "What's wrong?"
Sabrina: "My stupid ex always would say puto ass!"
Sarah: "I see you got a case of Breakup Tourette's!"
Noun. A person with Tourette Syndrome. Coined by Tumblr user @/tic-loud-tic-proud in 2018.
Stacy: Why does Robert swear so much?
Anna: Oh, he's Tourettic.
During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
When you’re at a meeting and someone constantly nods their head in agreement and spits out nonsense sayings like “right” “for sure” “I agree” “In my experience” and overly responds to humerus comments to help make themselves relevant when they add no value.
I’m so tired of listening to her dumb ass, business Tourette's comments in that meeting.
When random unstopple social outbursts of Taylor Swift lyrics result in social awkwardness and/or exclusion.
“So as I was saying, Julia was being so irritating, I can even believe-“
“BUT I GOT SMARTER I GOT HARDER IN THE NICK OF TIME”
“You have a bad case of Taylor tourettes”