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vegetarian cannibal

A person who swallows semen.

“Yeah she don’t eat meat but she will consume that animal byproduct when you cum. She’s a Vegetarian Cannibal.”

by MadScientist1634 May 10, 2019


Theoretical Vegetarian

A phrase used when you would like to have a very high standard for yourself in theory, but in reality you're just a basic bitch and can't discipline yourself to self actualize.

I'm a theoretical vegetarian.

by WhereEaglesDare March 17, 2017


over vegetarian

Vegetarians that think that all the people who eat meat are morally corrupted by Satan because they feast on animals. And then thinks that he is totally right and not weird.

Person 1: Oh my fucking god, he eats and animal that was slaughtered, skinned, cooked! He must die!

Person 2: Dude, I think that your an over vegetarian..

Person 1: Fuck off.

by Kappa6921 February 27, 2016


pudding vegetarian

A vegetarian who eats junk food, and rather a lot of it.

Cess doesn’t eat meat but she still frequents McDonald’s. She’s a pudding vegetarian.

by fran darling April 25, 2021


Market Vegetarian

A person who does not buy meat (from either restaurants or grocery stores) but will eat meat if it has already been prepared.

The inclusion of market refers to the fact that this person's buying behaviour (from the market's perspective) is like a vegetarian.

At a house party:
Person 1: Did you just have a meat pie? I thought you didn't want to have meat at the restaurant last week?

Person 2: I don't buy meat, but if it's already been purchased I'm ok with having it.

Person 1: Oh! So you're like a Market Vegetarian?

Person 2: Exactly

Person 1: What a hipster

by angularmerkel September 30, 2018


Totally vegetarian

Zero tolerance for meats even in the vicinity of veg food, e.g., will not eat vegetarian food cooked in the same barbeque or oil in which meats are being cooked.

For dinner at our place next week, I wanted to know of any of you are totally vegetarian.

by Niksha August 16, 2017


Vegetarian Lunch

To perform oral sex on a woman with quite a bit of pubic hair.

Remember that naturalist girl? Apparently a night with her gets you a Vegetarian Lunch.

by MyOtherNameWasTaken August 06, 2013