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The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.
mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?
goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.
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A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.
When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.
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an action where a girl gets eaten our as much as the man wants to eat
Jim ate Haley out like an all you can eat buffet
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Two people, have to drink a fifth, 12 pack of beers, smoke 4 Kings, eat 2 large pizzas, and complete a 250 piece puzzle.
This challenge is not for burgers.
“Hey Spew do you wanna do the All American Challenge - 2 Man Edition?”
“Hell yea Squanto”
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Saddam Hussains reply to the threat of invasion by coalition forces during the first Gulf war.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers.
The phrase has found it's way into everyday use.
1. Saddam Hussain's reply to the coaltion's ultimatum was that 'if any army set foot in Iraq that they could expect the mother of all battle's'.
2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss.
3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties.
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The world's greatest video games the gaming entertainment industry has to offer.
#5-Halo
#4-Sonic CD
#3-Super Metroid
#2-Super Mario World
#1-The Legand of Zelda: A Link to the Past
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The line Speculated (by Stevie T) that the band the Police were on the same drugs as the Beatles
DODODODODADADA is all I want to say to you.
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