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What you tell your bf when you want anal sex
I told liam to anal my kananal until it is painful
When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.
Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen
The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.
Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle
-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt
brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*
The ifly anal inflator is an innovative rectal pleasure maneuver that was first practiced by a man that goes by the name Parker T from Battleground Washington. To exercise the maneuver properly, the user must boost to the top of the indoor sky diving wind runner, drop their drawers, spread their cheeks, and inflate their rectal cavity through the high pressure airflow.
Instructor: “hey Parker, put you pants back on and get back down here. The ifly anal inflator is prohibited at this location.”
The art of fisting ones rectum to the point where as they recieve brain damage or major physical retardations.
Did you hear John gave his girlfriend an Anal Extinction last month? She has to be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life now.
Jenna got the Anal Extinction and never stood up again.