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To pick a person’s anus directly after they have pooped.
“I totally got a chocolate surprise!”
1. THE MOST DELICIOUS THING IN THE WORLD
2. Relieve menstrual cramps ( dark chocolate )
3. If eaten to much, turns to diarrhea
4. Way better than eating straight sugar (Nerds, Suckers, etc.)
5. The best thing to give to a female
1. Wow, this chocolate is great!
2. AHHHHH! These cramps are killing me, I'll eat this delicious, cramp-relieving chocolate to feel better.
3. Man, I ate way too much chocolate last night, diarrhea filled my toliet.
4. I prefer a Hershey to nerds.
5. He made me so happy when he gave me a box of truffles.
A brown poo like colour, it usually comes in blocks and different flavours
"Would you like some chocolate?"
"Yes please, I'll go to the bathroom now!"
A food in the form of a paste or solid block made from roasted and ground cacao seeds, typically sweetened and eaten as confectionery. Originated in Central America. Invented by Joseph Fry
Yummy!! This bar of chocolate is so delicous
a. Other tangy candies
Sour patch kids have tons of very unhealthy dyes and colors. Smarties are fake sweetarts. Laffy Taffy doesn't even count. And nobodies ever heard of Tangy Zangies before. Even as I was writing this, my grammar checker didn’t think that was a word.
b. Chocolate
- The downsides of Nestlé, mars, and Hershey's chocolates can really linger. Each "fun size" bar provides 300 calories and fourteen grams of fat. And you'll get 8.5 grams of sugar from the crunchy yet sticky center, which is also likely to get stuck in your teeth. These companies committed to removing all artificial colors and flavorings from their chocolate products by the end of 2015, and apparently they're not big on keeping promises. The bars contain a list of artificial ingredients, such as TBHQ and citric acid. But the worst is yet to come, more than 40% of all chocolate these big guru's use is harvested with forced child labor in the ivory coast. SweeTarts use absolutely 0 slavery in their production.
c. Everything else
Gummies are lots worse than sweetarts, and don't release nearly as many healthy chemicals. In fact, when asked about it, 88% of respondents said that SweeTarts were the most enjoyable and tasty candies there were.
Chocolate is interesting