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Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.
"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."
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When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.
I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!
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a person with such Pharyngeal fortitude, that is able to insert a man's full penis package into their mouth while still able to lick the anal area.
Michelle was so talented she was able to take Jerrys Meat Potatos and Gravy
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When her pussy looks like a sandwich you'd get at Arby's.
So how did Netflix and Chill go?
-Bro, she has the meats 😵
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A sex position where you hump a girl in a circular motion wile she's bent over or on her back.
Im so sore after that Australian meat grinder.
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guy 1: A bro im thinking of joining a gang what gang should i join.
guy 2: you should join the Tiny Meat Gang.
guy 1: fagget why
guy 2: because you got some tiny meat.
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Extensive exercise or work in the sun all day makes your nether regions sweaty and sticky so bad that if your girl want to give you a blow job she has't to peel that smelly dick off your inner thigh like peeling the protective film off your new phone.
My wife was so horny last night after i came home from work, I had no time to shower and she was stuck with that Alabama Sweet Meat.
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