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Very rad lead singer for the punk-pop band Green Day. Born in East Bay, California where he met Mike Dirnst (the tall, blonde one with the bass) as a child. Happily married with two children(yes, very sad news for all you psycho-stalkers.) and bisexual (in your face you ignorant homophobics!).
Personally, I think he's a talented songwriter and I enjoy his vocals. His songs are definitely not the stupidity of poser bands like Simple Plan.
And I bet that some of you are probably going, "Green Day are posers you ignorant pathetic excuse for a music listener!"
To that I say, "I've heard my fair share of bands, I'm definitely not ignorant on true punk-rock like The Clash, but I do enjoy Green Day, so get over yourselves cunts. If you don't like that they're on MTV, call you local cable company and ask them to cancel this channel for you, so you are not prejudiced by shit like TRL. Give them a chance. If you still don't like them, then fine."
Billie Joe likes his name spelled with an "ie" at the end, because that's how his mother spelled it on the birth certificate.
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To jerk a man off with sandpaper or steel wool until he ejaculates, than gather all the blood,sperm,and skin into a cup and drink it.
TJ: Hey, did you hear Joe is in the hospital!
Alan: Are you serious?! Why?!
TJ: His Mom gave him a joe job, but instead of sandpaper she used a glove full of staples!
Alan: That sucks he just got out a week ago because his dad fucked his ass behind the furnace and he needed stitches
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Singer/guitarist of sucessful California band Green Day. Has a hot voice and, according to many including myself, looks to match.
Me: So how many Green Day songs do you know?
Teeny Bopper: Um... American Idiot... and... BLVD OF BROKEN DREAMS!
Me: So why are you spending $200 on concert tickets if you only know two songs?
Teeny Bopper: Cause Billie Joe Armstrong is so dreamy...
Me: Yeah... I know what you mean.
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verb-to be told off or schooled by an older man, who is probably right for getting on your ass. If it's an older woman, use the verb judge judy.
bobby: when my dad finds out i wrecked his car he's gonna judge joe brown me for hours.
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When you ask your bitch a question that she damn well ought to know and she says "I don't know." You then proceed to slap said bitch like she stole something and say "Now you know and knowing is half the battle."
Lisa didn't know where she left my lighter so I GI Joe Slapped that cunt.
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billie joe is married to Adrienne and they have two children anyone who is not mentally retarded would know that
I want to marry billie joe from greenday he is teh best eva wooot i own joooo.
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1. The greatest singer ever and lead singer of Green Day
2. The writer of amazing lyrics and music
3. Hottest person ever
------Billie Joe hates it when people ask him if his real name is William Joseph Armstrong...it really is Billie Joe, its a southern name.
-----------One of my favorite quotes from him is, "A kid walked up to me and asked 'whats punk?' I kicked a garbage can over and said 'thats punk'. The kid kicked over a garbage can and said 'thats punk?' and I said 'no, thats trendy'"
1. Billie Joe is dead sexy!
2. go to www.greenday.com
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