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So we all know that Ryan is one of the nicest and most charming person out there. However he does have a few flaws. Ryan’s the kinda person who would study paleontology and never shut up about it. All he talks about is fossils and dinosaurs. He might be slightly insane but at least he hates archeologists.
Yup….Ryan studies paleontology.
my friend who i've been crushing on for 8 months. everything about him is perfect. his fluffy red hair, his minecraft obsession, the fact he agrees with everything i say.
ryan is a very lazy person. he is unlikeable and he is useless.no one likes him
Someone who will brag about going to the invention convention for an idea he got from a movie. A man who will leave work early because he has a wife and two kids but will leave them alone so that he can go lose 10k in a poker game. Someone who will get mad at you if you say someone else is your best friend over him. A man who will ignore you or walk away from you when talking to him. He will call you dumb and tell you that your opinion is wrong and hang up the phone when you are arguing and make a good point back to him. He will drive home before eating his Taco Bell even though that’s a meal you must enjoy immediately. He will make a joke and when you do not laugh at his bad humor he will start fake laughing to make you feel like you have to laugh back.
Example 1:
“Wow, you’re not doing too good in poker tonight.”
“Yeah I think I’m just gonna pull a Ryan.”
Example 2:
“Did you just leave that conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”
Someone who will brag about going to the invention convention for an idea that he got from a movie. He will leave work early because he has a wife and two kids but will leave them alone so that he can go lose 10k in a poker game. Someone who will get mad at you if you say someone else is your best friend over him. A man who will ignore you or walk away from you when talking to him. He will call you dumb and tell you that your opinion is wrong and hang up the phone when you are arguing and make a good opposing point. Ryan will drive home before eating his Taco Bell even though food like that must be enjoyed immediately. A Ryan will send you a thousand reels on Instagram.
Example 1:
“You’re not doing too well in poker tonight.”
“Yeah, I think I’m just going to pull a Ryan.”
Example 2:
“You’re just going to walk away from the conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”
A man who is creepy around young kids, yikes. An old cunt obsessed with anime. He watches anime for the "plot", whatever that means. He loves Deez Nutz.
Ryan is an asshole. "I'm selling my butthole at Kk" said Ryan.
A guy whose only purpose is to simp. He will simp, for ANYONE - he would even simp for a 60 year old history teacher whose dick sags to the floor. He acts like he gets the ladies but even the neighbourhood mole rats wouldn't suck on his dick.
person 1: yo man is that a freakishly tall rat?
Person 2: ew no its just a ryan