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Hot pocket

When a female gets booked into custody with drugs stashed in her vagina.

Passat! Hey You! ... Did you come in here with a hot pocket? We could really use a fix!

by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021


Hot pocket

The act of releasing flatulence into a woman’s vagina

I can’t have sex, I’m a virgin. But you can give me a hot pocket

by sillykitty4 May 07, 2024


hot pocket

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.

Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.

by big smithy October 12, 2017


Hot Pocket

Slang for concealed carrying a firearm in a hoodie.

You really trina talk to me like that right now? You really think I'm walking around without a Hot Pocket?

by Chrick the Rapper December 14, 2017


Hot Pocket

When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords

I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.

by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017


Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a tomato sauce covered penis.

I gave my girl the old hot pocket last night.

by Bridgetroll July 25, 2018


Hot Pocket

Having sexual intercourse with small rodents such as rats, hamsters or chihuahua's.

Would you like a Hot Pocket before bed?

by MeatWhackerSmacker March 07, 2025