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Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.
When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus
Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme
Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down
Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme
Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down
1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)
2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex
2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours
The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.
Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.
One who is hated by everyone once they have met him, but because of his humble demeanor and fights ass kickings all tend to find themselves loving him. He is also known for fucking all the dirtlegs and other women throughout the traphouses. Men envy him and women crave him...
You see that nigga trappedout Jesus? He just pulled both them bitches off to his room and dude didn't even care it was his girl and sister.