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The act of delivering a cream pie into whichever orifice, and afterwards— urinating inside of said orifice.
Totally dealt a day banana cream pancakes into my girl last night bro.
So, Mango Buttock Cream is a dubious cream sold on AliExpress that claims to increase the size of your pancake, flat ass.
WTF is that nasty ass smell. Oh, that’s P’s Mango Buttock Cream. You know how desperate she is for some curves.
cambodian cream cancel is a very difficult edging/gooning technique that originated in cambodia in the early 2000s.
it consists of edging to almost the point of busting, but then shrouding your shlong in cambodian poison ivy to cancel the urge to cream. it’s a very difficult and risky technique, but if done correctly, the enzymes of the cambodian poison ivy will cancel any cream that attempts to escape the shlong sausage. this essentially allows the user to edge and goon with extreme aggression and without a care for accidentally busting, as the cambodian poison ivy cancels the orgasm cream.
i tried out the cambodian cream cancel, and it works wonders! it allowed me to aggressively goon and edgemaxx for 97 hours consecutively without accidentally busting prematurely!! i love cambodian cream cancels!!
wet dream or nocturnal erection or some shit
verb: dream'n-'n-cream'n
During male Pubescence, the occasional dream-'n-cream is expected.
The best of the best.
"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"
See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks
Wow this club is cream under the hood!
(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
A bloody ice cream is where you have intercourse with a female while she is having her period, you ejaculate inside of her and it oozes out with her period blood.
“Yo dude, this bitch is a freak! She let me give her a bloody ice cream and after we had to wash the bed sheets.”