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On August 30 , Is National Grab-ass Day so let anyone grab dat ass
Lemme grab dat ass because is National Grab-ass Day baby
December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7
Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.
national grab bella day is a day to find a lovely girl named bella and grab her from behind in a funny friendly way 😩😁😁
maxime : grabs bella’s ass
bella: why’d u grab my ass??
maxime : it’s national grab bella day !
bella: oh! hahahha
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National Kick Bailey day is celebrated by people who hate Baileys. The day is held on June 15th. On this day it is still illegal to abuse Baileys but a nice tap is recommended.
Kid ''Hey Bailey you know what day it is''
Bailey ''National kick Bailey Day''
Kid '' Proceeds to kick''
Bailey ''regrets being born''
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The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
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It’s day you bully or joke around with a person named Ainsley
Did you know it’s national bully Ainsley day I’m gonna go bully Ainsley
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