When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.
I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.
A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.
My partner is a top-shelf cunt.
The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.
Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
Your top ranks is both a close friend who is also a gangster, known influential gangster. The green-light guy, for sticky situations. A top ranks, has to be high ranked in the street and high ranks in your brejinship
Person 1: We went into the town, the whole town knows him. He told me anyone, anytime, anywhere.
Person 2: Weh u a say, ah ya top ranks?
Receiving world renowned felatio from a Dirty Bus Stop. (Regional)
"That Dirty Bus Stop gives sloppy, Dirty Bus Top. I Busted my Top!" -Rudy
Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.
Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"
Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com
“How was your date with Brian last night?”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”