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When you leave a buttplug inside your girl for a few days so she can projectile shit in the air while you attempt to hit the pieces with a baseball bat. Upon completion you must yell, "HOME RUN," and rub shit on the walls.
John: I've left the buttplug in for like 5 days, soon it'll be time for the Ohio Wack O' Mole
George: I did one with shawty 3 days ago and the apartment still stank
A 4 point O gasm is the euphoria you feel when you discover you've just received a 4.0, in a single class or for an entire semester
When I saw this semester's grades for the 1st time, I had a 4 point O gasm, I'm so psyched!!
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Something 50 Cent brings to Da Club
John: Did you see what 50 Cent brought?
Jackson: You mean the Bottle Full o Blub
An unknown time of day. Can be past, present or future.
Hey Jack when are we leaving?
"At approximately ...fuck knows o' clock. Tomorrow."
What time is it?
"Fuck knows o' clock. Get a watch."
When did you fall asleep?
"Um, at fuck knows o' clock. I don't know!"
A typical ninja from an overrated anime series One punch mang
weeb 1:Sonic is so much faster than Speed-o'-Sound Sonic
weeb 2:No silly, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic can kill him faster before he blinks
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A joint smoked early in the morn when den roosters be crowin'. Or whenever you wake up, basically just an alternative for wake n bake. Limited to joints if it is to be taken literally, of course, but anyone who takes this word so seriously as to split such hairs could clearly benefit from a cock-o-doodle-doobie.
"I'll be up in just a minute, babe. Just rolling a cock-o-doodle-doobie for the morning. And each one I roll I roll for you because I cock-o-doodle-dig you, even if some people call me a cock-o-doodle-douchebag. I know you'll never cock-o-doodle-dump me."
"You know what this morning calls for? Yep, you read my mind. I hear the ganja rooster crowin': it is 'HIGH TIME' for them cock-o-doodle-doobies."