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A male from the downriver area around Detroit, who wears a 59/50 hat at all times and gets too drunk and tries to start fights but backs out at the last second.
Garden City Bro: You trying to fuck with my brother? Whats up bro? Whats up?
Offender: Lets go!
Garden City Bro: Someone hold me back.
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African-American Males with an extremely large male weiner.They are usually found in the bed of Bad Bitches and don't take no for an answer
Rules:
1.Must have swag,don't follow wack trends
2.Must have a big D
3.Must be black
4.One of the Big D bros has to ravel a lot to spread the wealth
5.All-around greatness
Bad Bitch #1:Omg I can't find a bad dude
Bad Bitch #2: You need to hit up one of them Big D Bro's
Bad Bitch #1: Omg you're so rightttt
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The act of smashing the same woman as one of your bro's. A more suitable name for Eskimo Brothers. The first friend to bang the Penis Princess is obviously Mario, while the second person to get inside is Luigi. Regardless of each mario versus luigi title, the two guys are Super Smash Bros--a bond that they will share forever.
If you happen to be a Super Smash Bro, it is your duty as a Super Bro to make sure that the other bro isn't catchin feelings for the Penis Princess. These bitches are rollers, rollin from guy-group to guy-group, bangin bro after bro. It is important to only think of these girls as Super Smash Hoes- more specifically: just a hole to stick your dick in.
"Did you hear about Mark taking Hillary to Pound-Town in the bathroom at that party last night?"
"Ya dude, what a hoebag. She was just getting boinked by Mark's best friend Tony the weekend before."
"Looks like Mark and Tony are even better friends now: they're Super Smash Bros."
"Yeah, it sucks its Hillary though... she is quite the Super Smash Hoe."
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IF UR BRO IS FUCKED....
Tell him to piss off and PLAY HIS FAVE GAME FORTNIGHT :OOOOOOOO
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOY LIKES THAT GAME IDMIT IT
Bro: Ohh hey sis
sis: Hey.....
bro: WANT SOME DRUGGSSS
Sis: wtf
bro: IMMA PLAY FORTNIGHT WITH ELLIOT NOW
Sis: *calls police* MY FUCKING BROTHERS ON DRUGS
Police: holy shit EMMA SOME DUDES ON FUCKING DRUGS
Sis: *in head* Should i tell them i can hear everything
police: CRAP WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE
Sis: k
bro: ELLIOT YOU MOTHER FUCKER
Police *Rings doorbelle*
Bro: ASHLEY GET THE FUCKING DOOR
Sis: no you
bro:FINE
Sis: few
bro: yes
sis: >:)
bro: wth
police : YOUR UNDER ARREST
Bro; why
police: Drugs,,
bro: SHIT
Police: *arrests*
THATS what happens if your bro is
A bro who is fucked
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one of a group of friends who regularly practise anal sex.
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A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.
Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"
Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."
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