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The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.
Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"
Douche Zone-Noun-
Kind of like the Friend zone but for more douche people.
Hey, Zack doesn't belong in the Friend Zone, he belongs in the Douche Zone.
The house in which a large group of Douches live together.
Bob: "Have you seen Jersey Shore?"
Jill: "Yeah, they're living in a douche bungalow"
the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.
dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.
1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.
2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.
I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.
An individual of questionable morality who has taken the art of douche-baggery to new heights; heights so high it is almost unfathomable.
Person A: Hey, how was that new photographer?
Person B: He ate nachos and hit on our co-workers. He was a total Douche-McGouche
A condition brought on by overexposure to one or a series of douche chills.
"I watched an all day marathon of the Facts of Life and got so many douche chills, I think I now have douche hypothermia!"