Michael keegan is a white 5,5 shooter that’s looks like a goblin. He is a shooter in many ways like at school for basketball and to shoot up kids that don’t suck his dick. He is very homo who likes dick and is ubbsessed with a chocolate girls mainly a girl named jazarah. he hangs out with a chunky good looking light skin named marcus, a gorilla who hunts lions and is ubbsessed with a girl named siarah named biankhy, a mexican who loves tacos named juan, and a ashy dark skin who is also ubbsessed with a girl named siarah that’s named quentin
Michael Keegan was about to have a five some with Juan,Biankhy,Quentin,and Marcus, until his mom came in and she joined.
A fucking gay Indian motherfucker that loves to slap cats ass and get jumped by dogs , he is like a magnet for animal sex
The animals were turned on by Joshua Michael Nayar
Hottest fucking guy ever.
Would smash 💯 %
If you don’t know him, dont talk to me.
Pls marry me michael.
I love Michael Behling!!!
the Michael Jackson phenomenon is when a person does Michael Jackson's signature "HEE HEE" and every nearby human mimics this sound
Person 1: Have you heard of the Michael Jackson phenomenon?
Person 2: Michael Jackson? You mean the guy that goes HEE HEE
everyone: HEE HEE
Richard Michael Dean (Mikey) thought “that green sign” meant a sign that said “Green sign”
Most handsome guy on earth , he’s hot and all girls are inlove with him, he is very loyal to whoever and a real gentlemen so don’t screw your relation with him he’s the best you can ever find.
I personally define Michael Saliby as the best guy in the world
Alternate Term for a Jew
Or
A Faguido
Dude 1: "Bro thats my Friend he may be a Jew but he is pretty cool"
Dude 2: "BUT HE IS A SAUCE MICHAEL"