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The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings
No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot
When the vagina is so saggy it sticks to your penis while having intercourse i.e. a pink sock where the sock is the vagina.
That old lady's bean sleeve was the tighest iIfound at the retirement home.
When you’ve over-indulged in both cannabis and coffee/caffeine and it creates undesirable effects.
Man, I had like five energy drinks and smoked three bowls. I think I’m beaning out.
1) Food, variation on the bean pocket
1 cup pink beans, drained
6 sausages, unwrapped
4 oz cheddar
1 oz mexican seasoning
1 package crescent roll
Heat + Mix sausage, beans, seasoning in skillet
Separate dough into 4 rectangles, fill, top with cheese, and fold. Press with fork to seal.
Bake 13 to 15 minutes, serve hot.
2) Vagina.
I can't believe how juicy your pink bean pocket was after all six unwrapped sausages were inside! Were they all Italian, or was it a multicultural experience?
Smoked Bites has the best Birdman Dick Beans in the state