Kaiden is an awkward 8th grade boy we’re basing this on he’s a shy soccer boy one time he kicked the ball instead of hitting it in volleyball in PE due to his soccer player genes. He’s very clumsy and knocked a girl over in pe and just stood there like the standing emoji and walked away awkwardly not knowing what to say.
Boy: “omg that kid just pushed me and didn’t even say sorry and just looked at me awkwardly not knowing what to say”
Girl: “omg Kaiden momenttt”
when you get unbelievably hard/bricked up at your dentist and or spill a large amount of coffee all over your car
dude my dentist had me so bricked up i spilt my coffee everywhere
MLOEW MOMENT💀
When you want to order food from a food delivery platform, without compulsorily having the urge to eat something, and being indecisive about what food to order and what platform to order from.
Stella: "I wanna order!"
Gianuba: "Stella Moment!"
Stella: "Haha! But what should I order? And from where? Im so indecisive!"
A moment in time when something is very upsetting that the only expression that is said among the crowd is “erg”
“Your father and I are getting divorced”
“This is totally an erg moment”
a term used to describe the most retarded way of thinking that involves being narcissistic, contradictory, retarded, and retarded. it can also be used to describe the sheer lack of ignorance and budding in for no reason
this guy can't think for himself. that is such a crow moment
Being extremely forgetful about the most random things, but having extreme knowledge for useless facts.
I couldn’t remember how to tie my shoelace earlier, I had such a bad Gracie moment!
When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.
In the Tough Arms pub...
Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...
Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"
Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse
Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."