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Something that is so hard or uncomfortable, that it hurts.
"Man, my bed is so uncomfortable, I woke up this morning, and my neck was as stiff as a prisoner's dick"
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A name for somebody who scratches their cock a lot.
'Jimmy, you dick tingler'
'Say what?'
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A dick that is literally shaped like a potato.
Most penises, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. A potato dick, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. Typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the penis is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the penis. Potato dicks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.
*Watching porn with friend, no homo*
Will: Holy shit, that dude has a huge pecker!
Bill: Ya...but it's a potato dick, bro. It's like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.
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As in you got some glitter on your dick from all those fairies you've been fucking.
He's such a twinkle dick he wore a boa to the club.
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a man who casually walks around with a massive errection, and purposely turns around smacking the ass of the person beside him
Andrew was being a real dick ridler because he took too much viagra.
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When a man's dick is so small and feeble that it perches on his ball-sack acting as a shelf. Consequently, his piss runs down his balls before it reaches the toilet.
I dated this one girl for three months until she pulled down my pants and saw my shelf dick.
"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."
Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"
Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."
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The taking of the mouth around the male Phalic member (used on the first person) Ised as an insult.
Person-1 "Shut up)
Person-2 "hey suck this dick"
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