fruit loop poop

The unfortunate result of eating the fruit ringed cereal, generally consistant of a dark, to a moderate light shade of green.

Last night I may have eaten that big bowl of Fruit Loops, but this morning my fruit loop poop made the toilet look like Lucky the Leprechaun's suit.

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Eat my poop

Something you say when you are intentionally lying to someone, and they don't realize that you are joking. For instance, if you are making up a story about something that person did while drunk or high, if they legitimately believe you and you want them to know that you are kidding, you can say Eat my poop

Me: "Hey man, remember that time you were so blazed that we got you to drink your own piss"
Sejat: "Oh yeah, I think I sort of remember that"
Me: "Eat my poop"
Sejat "Oh fuck you"

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after school poop

Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.

“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”

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poop tooth

a lisp

That guy is so gay, listen to his poop tooth

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Neapolitan poop worm

The result of having unprotected anal sex with three women and squeezing a three layered poop worm out of your penis.

I’d like to get a Neapolitan poop worm from Freddie, Carly and the blonde one!

poop soda

Adj. / Adv.
Used to show emotion or interrupt a topic of little interest. Often used with multiple meanings. Can be used as a sign of distress, such as from pain. Usually said with a smirk and flailing of the arms while squinting.

<person stubs their toe>
"POOP SODA!"

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Killer Poop Sprinkler

Killer poop sprinkler*

*Hippopotamus
Hippos like to fart out smelly explosive fart diarrhea while swinging their tails to increase distance & power.
They are very dangerous and can kill humans & crocodiles though they're vegetarians.
*giving them the title of the killer poop sprinkler of the savannah.*

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For more, search youtube "hippo explosive fart diarrhea".

When I went to the singapore zoo, the "killer poop sprinkler"hippo farted. It was so smelly!!
(True story)