This phase is always used when an extremely choice, unexpected turn of events occurs. It can be used in a quiet dry humorous manner as well an exclamatory manner.
This phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of breasts.
It is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or "perv out" the female involved. The phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.
Note: this is never used in the presence of one's mother. She will slap you.
Ed: "Dude, I was walking down campus and found a $100.00 bill."
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Example 2:
Alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. Alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.
Alex: (to himself) "Tits on your face."
Example 3:
Charles: "Nick Swardson is doing stand up tonight!"
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Alex's Mother: SLAP
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To be truly remarkable or enjoyable. To surpass all others of its kind.
"That bar was out of its tits!"; "Dude, try this drink, its out of its tits."
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The hottest/sexiest thing you will ever see in your god damn life!! You just wanna put your face in it all day long with that yummy salty sweat dripping them.
Damn jimbo your dads tits are looking hella hot today
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#1 When you stick your girlfriends tits between your asscheeck and fuck them cause you like it. see also woman.
#2 one word. cumm
I fucked your mom with a tit wedge now get over here and bring me a beer and a blowjob bitch!
your mom likes her tit wedge
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To show dominance, oneupmanship.
I'll fuck you in the tits!
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*woof woof woof* *panting* AWOOOGA, humina humina humina *boioioing
Giant honkers
Man, I love my giant gobbo tits โค
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1 A sandwich containg the tit of a turkey.
2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
1 Joe: what are you eating?
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......
2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
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