National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day
Jack: I ate one hell of a dinner last night. I’m afraid I’m going to blow up the toilet this morning.
You: That’s ok! Today is November 1 - National Destroy a Toilet with a Massive Shit Day!
The day normal people start getting excited for Christmas!! Decorating, Christmas music and holiday cheer is now finally acceptable!
Finally Halloween is over, November 1 is officially the start of Christmas!
November 1 is when every one can get a free clune job just by asking her
I love getting clune jobs before school
On November 1 or November the 1st it's the start of no nut November but this is your last chance to nut no cap
Yo my broski November 1 let's grab a nut
Day one of no nut November boys don’t even think about it
it’s November 1 boys you get 1 day pass if you read this
suck my cock day
just say suck my cock to anybody on the street
when they say “what the fuck”
say it’s november 1
they’ll understand :))
suck my cock
what the fuck bro
lol it’s November 1
Say “Hi” to your crush day.
Boy: Hi
Girl: uhh you never talk to me?
Boy: It’s November 1st 🙄