hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3

hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?

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Good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast

Coffee

Man I could really go for a cup of “good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast”

“Coffee”

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I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

When you put the Super Idol lyrics to English using the Google translate.
Then you're probably as twice as bored.

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

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african flood water

When you and your girlfriend share the toilet seat together. When done, you tip the toilet over and turn your bath tub on and block the bathroom door,therefore starting a small flood with dirty pee poop water and you both swim in it

“Dude me and my girlfriend tried African flood watering and the smell was terrible”

Coffee and Water

A term that means sex, or someone who wants sex with someone else

More common in Western European countries, and used to hit on people in diners and breakfast restaurants

Can I order some coffee and water from you? cause I’m getting thirsty