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When a guy, possibly drunk and dressed as Santa, gives his partner one up the arse from behind, whilst grabbing her hair ( preferably pigtailed for full giddy up effect ) and saying Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!
Boast; The missus was so pissed last night, she let me ride the Chocolate Reindeer!
When a black girl sits on your face and shits in your mouth.
Last night Shaniqua gave me a Hudson Hot Chocolate and it was wicked pissah.
Something both men and women get once a month on a Thursday, where they literally start shitting mint chocolate chip ice cream.
"Dude, I got my Mint Chocolate Shit yesterday, it fucking sucks."
"I know, right?"
When you take a shit and then sit on their face.
MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose
What ladies get from wiping back to front.
Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .
Another name for Valentines Day, hoping you would get choochie if you give her chocolate.
Hey Steve it's Chocolate for Choochie Day, if you give me chocolate, I'll give you choochie. Sara!
When you cover your dick in chocolate so women will give you blow jobs
I had a Chocolate Dinkleberg for dessert ;)