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Its when you stick your boner in an outlet how simple is that
Girl:Use shock wave on my vagina with your massive pikachu dick
Me:Let me electricute your pussy with thunderbolt
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when a woman tires while jacking off a guy
I jerked Jim so long last night I got dick elbow.
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The act of urinating while shaking your penis from side to side, similar to the motion of a sprinkler. Thus resulting in a piss soaked area.
Judging by the piss stains strategically placed around the bathroom, I had a serious case of sprinkler dick last night after the bar.
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A man who likes getting fucked by devil goats.
"Oh jesus this devil goats dick in my ass really makes me feel like Dick Cheny!"
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Large penis, i.e. 8 inches or more.
Beemio's got what you call a horse dick.
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This sad individual has no life other than to login to UrbanDictionary.com several times a day and pick UD authors to give "thumbs down" to.
The target author receives all the faux-negative feedback due to one of his definitions hitting "a little too close to home" with the U.D. Dick.
The U.D. Dick will even go as far to reset his DSL Modem so he can have a fresh IP address to express his denial when in fact no matter how many times he disapproves it will not change the facts.
Boy, that definition really got Gabe's panties twisted. Guess he has no choice but to be cowardly U.D. Dick.
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