head lock

when your sack hair get somehow cought under your foreskin very painful

either something just bit me on the nads or i just got head lock!

stupid-head

Crooked-faced butt-monkey with as much reason to live amongst human society as a mosquito.

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<Juckle> Piss off, Nazi.

Morning Head

noun. a Morning Head cap is a device to fix bed hair in seconds. It consists of a thick shower cap with an absorbent material on the inside. You add water, put it on your head and then your hair is wet. You can style your hair as if you just took a shower.

I shower at night and used to wet my hair in the sink before work. My wife gave me morning head for my birthday, so now my mornings are much faster and easier.

shoe-head

Of or relating to one who covets shoes is considered a shoe-head.

Daym bitch, that individual of africana decent is just another shoe-head.
yeah man, he's got like 50 pairs of Nike Dunks.
yeah i agree
we should bust a cap in his ass
but then we'd get arrested for racial discrimination
fuck dat shit
aight

Bucket Head

A person who's face is so ugly, they are better suited to wear a bucket on their head instead of showing said face to the general public.

Fuck, did you hear bucket head talking back there? That guy is soooo lame.

Head Shot

Explosive Diarrhea that hits the wall of the toilet bowl and sticks, like when brains and blood get shot out of the head and tick to a regular wall.

After eating tons of chili last night, I had to take an urgent dump. It looked like a head shot in the bowl.

Dope head

A fucked up individual constantly high on narcotics. A loser to society. Lowest of the low. Usually infected with HIV or AIDS, and most of it's kind have obtained a numerous amount of STD's (Sexually Transmitted Disease) - as a result of doing blow-jobs, anal-fucks (see wordspatch/word for more info on anal-fucks), and everything else on the sexual front.

Hey, look at that sorry ass dope head. What a poor mother fucker. Let's go kick his ass, and steal his dope.

The dope head took the leap, and went raging towards the ground approximately 100 m/h. The bystanders laughed and applauded as the dope head was splattered around on the ground.