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Girl, you better comb your hair! I don't want you to go out of this house looking like who shot john.
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Never name your son after John Wayne (or any other famous person); it's bad luck.
The Gayce's named their son after John Wayne.
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not to be confused with the recently popular movie "John Tucker Must Die", a john tucker gamble is the sweetest, most genuine, sincere, and greatest person in the whole world. Note, both jt's share the same the trait of their smoking hotness and inability to control the ladies affinity towards them. Never the less no one lady loves a JT Gamble more than his best friend in the whole world. (see jordan paglia)
Note; a john tucker gamble is never complete without a wonkey eye when photographed and the always overwhelming urge to give it in the butt.
-"I met the perfect guy the other night, he is the man of my dreams, gorgeous, sweet, and amazing."
-Back off! that's my john tucker gamble!!
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A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe
Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR
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After giving a girl an Abe Lincoln (see the definition), working up another cumshot and blowing it in the back of her head, then getting the hell out of there.
Since I knew that her boyfriend would be coming home in ten minutes, and I was skipping town that night, I pulled a John Wilkes Booth and fingered her with my nut-drenched finger.
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A common office prank where you put your dick in someones cup of coffee.
Hey bro! Why'd you put your John in my Joe?
The man who slept with your mother.
Was the guy's name Colton John Dunning?