The number one. It is the first positive number, after 0, which is uncategorized. The number one is preceded by 0 and proceeded by 2.
A: Count to one! (From zero)
B: 0... 1!
When you are so bored out of your mind you do the full number row right, the qwerty row left, the asdf row right, the zxcvbnm row left, then all rows each side going left right like 1029384756
Dude was so bored out of his mind he typed `1234567890-=\poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz`=1-203948576q\werpptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn