Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

The Biggest Douche In The universe

An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider

Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated

Douche cunt

Frank

Frank is a douche cunt

Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts

That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!

douche-baggery

The acts a douche bag performs.

A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.

B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?

Doucheful

Describing someone who behaves in an inconsiderate and callous manner towards others; very much like a douche(bag).

He did that? That's so doucheful.
She's going on and on and it's not even her turn. That's douchefully obnoxious.

Douche`

(Pronounced Doo-shay') A combination of Douche and Touché. What you say when you realize that you said something so douche-y. Usually said while cringing that you realize what a douche-bag the other person thinks you are. Very applicable to telling people you are rich or went to a top university. The emoji of slapping your forehead is used here.

I was trying to connect with my new next door neighbor about biking. So I was telling him about my bike. I said "I miss riding that bike because it is in my apartment in Paris." Thus slipping in that I have a second home overseas. Douche`!