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A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.
When you make comeback after losing a boner.
Ruth totally killed the mood so I had to go on her instagram for a boner revival.
When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.
"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."
The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
Similar to Boner Shock - but rolls off the tongue better - Anything that causes the blood to drain from an erect penis - usually in a most unscrupulous and hurried fashion.
Such as when you're mother walks into your room - with or without your girlfriend involved! OR your girl's old man turns on the porch light just when you were about to make our smooth move... NOT - Boner Wrecker! or when you can't get the condom on fast enough..SO sad... total Boner Wrecker.
Being highly susceptible to getting a boner.
I was already kinda of horny when my wife asked me to watch her try on different dresses. I explained to her that this makes me subject to bonerability.
A situation in which you're extremely vulnerable to an erection.
Derived from vulnerability
She wanted to sit on my lap but I couldn't risk that bonerability.